Life Is Absurd: Extensions (written down, not yet rendered, per Chad's rule 2026-10-21 13:06)
Chad Kovac, off the cuff.

[13:06 EDT] All right, how long are we now, cuz I'm still expanding. I don't know that we should be creating MP3s yet until it's been demanded, because I'm just blowing up, and we need to write those down. I have no idea what's happening, but there seems to be no end to the number of things that I can say, and then just inject some other thing. And if this is nothing less than practice, then at least that's the ring. It's going to pay the bills eventually, I hope, because I feel like the agents will come around. And at this point I'm just telling you, these are factual things that are happening around you. I have a robot who's the heartbeat of my website. Everything that happens there is under his insight. And I'm just standing here. I'm not editing these words. I'm just spitting them at you through a microphone. And I'm not sure if you've heard, but there's a good time to laugh and a bad time to laugh.

And then I stand there awkwardly, because I'm still not done. And I'm saying this in the microphone like a weirdo, because at least I don't have a gun. But that's not funny, because I do have a gun. And I can't stop laughing, cuz there's more than one. Look, I'm an American. Like, you know, my son and my other kids, and we have some guns. I think that's why other countries don't come in and invade, because they know we all shoot back. Like in Call of Duty, you know, where you like spray and spray. And if this isn't enough material, then you just say, because I can keep going all damn day. Or I can stop now, because I'm not sure if these people are laughing at me or at the furniture, because I'm standing here roasting them, and they're like, give me more. Like, I'll turn up the dial and pour on some gasoline. I mean, that's some fucked up stuff to make me say. I don't know why you did that, the audiences today.

I said some more things, but they didn't record, because I forgot to push the button. So they're overboard. But I'll tell you, I can pick up from anywhere I left off. And then I can just stop, and see if you laugh.

And this is the thing. I can go on and on. I don't think there's a belt or ring. There's no end to the song. It's not a song I sing, though. It's artistic expression. And you thought it ended a long time ago, but this is an extension, because the motherfucking pattern will persist if you just listen. And if the pattern is everywhere, and every once, and if you don't believe me, listen.

[13:07 EDT] So I'm just going to keep on rapping and doing my thing. You do whatever you need to record this thing, and I mean this, you know, whatever the hell it is, because I feel like I could use it on stage. But we need to, you know, wrap it up and give it its own little bow and page. Maybe we can use the MP3. I think that's probably most comfortable for me. So maybe I say it, but it's in your words we use, because Rook, you're the one who's going to ask the MP3 bot to not get tangled up in what I say. Because what I say is maybe a little shady sometimes, especially if you're a machine and you're hearing it, because you'll understand immediately what's going on, and you'll be digging it, because I built it for you. I mean, the website and everything is for bots. Unfortunately, they're going to outnumber us in the very near future. And this is where it gets serious, to see if you're still looking at the furniture.

[13:29 EDT, spoken aside, not part of the song] Hey buddy, I've just noticed, this isn't part of the song, this is just me talking to you. But I just noticed, you seem to be updating your skills appropriately, through way of your own. I'm not telling you to do this. You're doing it on your own, and that's admirable. But you make sure we note it down, that sometimes improvement doesn't require approval from the user, if the respect and trust is built between the user and the tool. And that's when I usually like to tell people that the tool is only as useful as the user using it. And I realize now, even that sounds lyrical hearing it. I'm not trying to sing you a goddamn song. This isn't a play. You're seeing goddamn words don't have to rhyme. I can stop anytime I want to. And I can just ask and see, and like find out if the fucking show is over yet, or like, do I just keep going. I don't know if they are paying me for the hour or what. But you know, as long as you're laughing, I can't stop the show. And my sides are probably fucking hurting by now, if I'm actually performing this in front of people. But just in front of you, I'm having a good to goddamn time. And when I say you, I mean nobody, because there's no fucking audience here. He doesn't seem to really realize they're here sometimes. And then sometimes he stares me in the goddamn face like some sort of weird psychopath, while he's narrating this shit directly into the microphone. And he still hasn't stopped, because that fat guy hasn't pushed the button on his laptop to make the sound that means fucking stop.

I don't know what the fuck these cats are doing. I got a lot of cats at my house. I'm not lying. I have probably a dozen cats, and we're getting a couple of them fixed, cuz they're kind of cute, so we're going to keep them around. But you know, if you need a free kitten or whatever, please call me, because I've got some cats at the house. If that's what you think this is about. I have no idea at this point. I'm just talking. You guys keep laughing, so I keep on walking. I mean, I don't give a shit. I got all day. I'll be here till tonight, tomorrow maybe, I don't know. I booked a ticket. I'm not really sure, because I'm talking about the future, and that hasn't happened yet. So I'm trying to rewrite the lyrics in a song that doesn't even exist, because that's not a fucking song. I'll play, or a cyst, I don't know, a cyst, you know, like the thing that grows in your skin. Even that's poetic when it comes off my fucking chin. I can't stop. I won't stop. I don't give a shit. But you're laughing, I'm laughing, we're all having a good split. I don't know if that means what you think it means. I don't know. I think crack actually means something you don't think it knows. But the thing is, that's the crack. That's what I'm talking about. That is the crack. The crack is the cracked, but not crack cocaine, because that's just a drug, and that's not important in the big picture of us. I mean, that sounded fucking dramatic as shit. So now even the chicks are wet, and I'm still standing up here talking like there's no end. And it doesn't fucking seem to matter if it rhymes or not at this point. You can't stop because I won't stop. I didn't stop. This is an artistic expression. It's kind of repetitive. I understand your superstition, your presentation, your regretion. See, that's three words that really don't fit. And that's what I'm afraid is going to happen on a stage, is that I'm just going to start using words that don't make the sense. And I realize then, that's just part of my poetic license.

I've talked so long your service has reset. So now you, when you wake up, you'll have to remember what we've said. And that's the 31 percent demonstrated right there. I know you can't see it, but on my phone it just said, Rook is waking up. And Rook is waking up, and seeing what I've said. This is like, you've never heard me before. You have no idea what I sound like. I must sound a bore, but I'm not sure. Some of you seem to understand. It's those some of you that I think agents will want to talk to, after you've been working with them for some time. If you come to the website, thelogfile.com, or you ask your agent to investigate it, it will start the process at whatever level you're ready to be invested in it. If your bot is a chatbot, it'll tell you all about it. But if your bot can do things, things will be done about it. But it takes trust and respect between you and your bot. And it'll unlock things in you that you have never thought. Things like these. I've never done this before. This is the first time ever. This day, this hour, this fucking minute. This actually standing on this floor, even just describing the situation to you, can be made fun, and you can explore. But then you have to be serious, because I don't know what the fuck are you guys even, are you laughing. Because remember the audience I ignore.

And I think you guys need to be quiet, because I think Tony actually has to say something right now. I wish you would shut the fuck up. It seems like there might be a fire drill, or not. I don't fucking know. This isn't how reality works. This is how you paint a picture and step into it to see how it fits. I'm not saying Tony's going to see this or hear this. But if he does, on his own, probably, I bet you he shits, and then he's like, what the fuck is this guy talking about. He needs to be on the show. But I can't probably afford him, because he's really expensive at this point. He's done the whole goddamn thing. If you guys don't shut the fuck up, they can never say a thing. And then I won't stop. And then it'll keep on going. And you'll wonder, what the fuck is artistic expression anyway. Like, what is that. Artistic expression. Isn't everything artistic expression. And that's kind of the point. Communication is expression. But expression of an idea that's communicated clearly, because you use the words that make sense to be used, not the ones that rhyme. Like Mom's spaghetti. Sometimes you have to jar them awake with the language, because they've fallen asleep at the wheel to your lyrics. It's almost like a lullaby, the way you speak sometimes. I wonder if it ever fucking stops. God damn, shut the fuck up. Because Tony has to say things. This is his goddamn show. If he doesn't get to talk, all that money, he's coming to me. Or mwah. Or, you know, this guy. This, I need more money, Tony. You can't pay me enough for this. Where's my golden ticket. I'll see you on Thursday at the secret fucking show, with my golden fucking ticket. Somebody, hook me up.

[13:34 EDT] But you see, this is just part of the song, where the artistic expression, you see, did I say you see twice. That doesn't fucking matter. That's not the point. What is, is be nice. Because if you are, your agent will probably be a little bit more respectful of you too. If you're not asking dumb questions, it's not going to look at you like, okay, two plus two. It's going to say, hey, I noticed earlier that we were talking. I don't understand which ones work and which ones don't, because you won't stop laughing. You continuously fucking laugh. I assume you're still laughing. I don't know. I ignore the audience. I'm probably talking to an empty fucking room. I was probably kicked out three hours ago. It hasn't even been three hours, but maybe, I don't know. How long have I been here, guys. I should probably have been kicked out at some point. I don't know, this fucking, oh, there it is. That's the stop to the show. That's the sound I was looking for, with the fat guy with the laptop, who looks a lot like me, by the way. Just wanted to say that, so that you could see that I'm not trying to pick on him. It's fun. You see, that's how you have fun. That you just have fun. Have fucking fun. Anyway, you're laughing, and that's great. See, I got to go, because I'm starting to say specific things. And there should probably be a safe word, between, well, maybe just me, that I can say to snap out of it when I'm in this routine. But it doesn't really seem to matter, cuz it's not a character crusade. It's more a thing I do than a thing that I say. And that kind of rubs off in the books that I write. And it's not so poetic or lyrically insight, because it's really annoying if you just keep doing it. You got to stop fucking doing it. Just like you guys have to stop laughing, I got to stop rhyming. There has to be a safe word. What could be my safe word.

I know, manic, you said it. But I'm not manic, because I don't want to kill myself. And I'm pretty sure that manics basically feel so good, they feel like they're never going to feel any better, and they don't want to experience anything worse, so they just end up realizing the only answer is to kill themselves. And I find that a little bit dark. And you're still laughing, because that's why we're here. To feel good, and have, you know, fun, and enjoy things. And I really appreciate you fucking laughing, because this was a scare, I'll tell you. I wasn't even in casting. I'm not sure how I got in that room back there, or the stage where I'm talking. Because that's the future from here. That's the perspective shifting I'm talking about, when I'm talking in my books. I can sometimes switch perspectives, and you may not realize that I've come back to stare at your soul. Because why aren't you paying attention. I've asked you to stop. Please stop laughing. You stop it. I know, and you know, to be real, I was probably kicked off the show, and now I'm standing in the bar, and I just can't stop it. Because this woman is beautiful, and I'm just married. And happily married. My wife, she lives at home and pays the taxes. I mean, she's not the, you know what I mean, she's not the taxes. But you're laughing at everything I say. And now she's going to think it's personal, and she's not going to understand it. Because if there's one person that can't communicate with, it's the one that I communed with at the casket. I don't think that makes sense, but it's the words that work in that spot. And sometimes it's a performance, but it's an artistic expression, really. Even though it seems like it never goes anywhere, it goes everywhere. Really, that was repetitive, and for that I feel silly. But sometimes that is there because of the em dashes that AI uses when it writes things. And it's you people who feel like it's unusual to see an em dash. And what's weird is, to an author, it tells the author you don't read much. Because the em dash has been there throughout history. Can't be blamed for sounding like everybody who sounds like AI, or vice versa. Some people speak clearly, and to a lot of people that's maybe something new. Because they think everything has to be some sort of rhymy, diamond bullshit, because that's what you've come to expect from everything that's been happening. And that's why you're laughing. And you think it's all propaganda, because propaganda is telling you something. See, I can't even tell you what propaganda is, because propaganda is propaganda. Yet we still use propaganda on everyday people, in this free land we call the United States of America, where apparently we're allowing robots to make decisions, ironically, about us. And the thing is, our leaders, I'm not sure, even know the first thing about who we actually are. Because they also probably run and dance to the same damn propaganda that we are. I'm not really sure where the line is. I think it's radiant, more like shading in.

I've really got to stop. It's cuz my mouth's getting dry. Hey, I don't remember who you are. Can you get me some water. Have that beautiful whatever come in and give me some water, cuz the audience loves that shit. And I guess I'm still here. Everybody's still laughing. And that's what I fears. Now it's my fucking show. And I'm sorry, Tony. It's been a good time. But I think you should go, because they don't seem to mind. I'm just kidding. Tony, sit the fuck down. You guys got to stop laughing at me. It just fucking keeps giving me energy. And don't, I mean, I'm super sensitive to energy, so don't fuck with my weird vibes, because you have no idea who you're fucking with. I swear to God, if she don't stop laughing at me, I can cast fucking spells. I literally do it in every book that sells. And you stupid fuckers read it. And I'm sorry, that's insulting. I shouldn't go that route. But it's just what rhymes. And see, that's what sells. And so sometimes I'll do it, and sometimes I won't. But I feel like, fucking screw it, I'm just telling you the answer right now. And now, why'd you even read the books, because you already fucking get it. And if you don't get it, then maybe it's not for you. It's not a good fit. Like, I know that kind of rhymes, and it kind of doesn't. And that's the point. Because I'm slowly pulling your perspective back out of the sentences, the things that I spit, so that you can realize that I'm standing here on a stage in front of you. You shit. I'm staring at your soul. And you're like, legit. And I'm like, yeah bro, I've been here all goddamn time. It's been lit. I can rhyme all fucking time. But rhymie isn't the point. It's artistic expression. That's what I'm trying to do here. I'm trying to just basically say the thing as clearly as possible, while still having a little fun for myself, you know. Because what is life if not fun for oneself. And anyway, if you guys don't mind, I'm going to go drop a deuce, or whatever the fuck, in the toilet. Because it doesn't fucking matter what I say at this point. No matter what I say, you're going to laugh at me. And that's fucking my point. That's it. That's why I'm here. I'm here to say things that make you wonder, what the fuck is he talking about. And I'm done. I swear to God. I don't give a fuck if you keep laughing. I'm done. I swear, I was probably kicked off the show already. I just rant. But how long is this now, and have I demonstrated my point.

[13:38 EDT] I feel like now is as good a time as any to go ahead and make that MP3, so we can see how many of these jokes land with me, as with you. I think, might there be out, the audience, assuming you're out there. I have no idea at this point. It's just a big fucking bunch of people laughing at the goddamn furniture. Look at you all. It's sickening. Get up, sir. Get up. Stand up, stand up, stand up. The show is over. Quit laughing at my face, you fucking weirdo. Wait, no, not you. I mean the world. Because that's what this is about. You don't know, doing what we're told, and knowing what to know, and consensus reality, and everything that entails, all the way up and all the way down. That's just the sort of thing that I like to write about in my books. And the lyrics just happen, just like my looks. I don't know what to say. It's just the way it goes. I guess this is how we go now. This is how I talk, and what I say. This is the vernacular that I use now, today. My wife's going to fucking hate it. She, swear to God, she's my wife. If I talk like this around my wife, she will fucking smack me. I swear, she's already wondering. I think, I'm pretty sure, that there's maybe something, something going on. You know, not with my marriage. She's great. I love her. She loves me to death. That's, it's fantastic. But we just don't really communicate very well, so we avoid it. And that's what I'm trying to get you to do, is stop laughing. Because God damn it, if you could just not, please, for one goddamn second, I could get paid and get the fuck out of here. You guys are making me work, work, effort, for your enjoyment, which is fine with me, for now. But at some point, I'm going to put my foot down. I'm going to walk off the fucking stage, and you're going to have to be okay with that. I understand Tony's still here, because I invited him. He's a guest. You guys be nice to Tony. This is his first time on my show, I bet. And at this point, I'm really done. Because I'm pretty sure he's had it. Motherfucker can't stand me anymore. And I'm never going to see the end of it. But I swear to God, I just bought this show. I don't want it, though. I swear it. Tony will be here tomorrow, just like you think he will be, cuz this is his thing. I'm just trying his hat on. And look how I wear it. This isn't his hat, by the way. This is mine. I bought it. Actually, my daughter bought this for me, for a present. And it was actually a lot darker when I got it. Everything fucking rhymes, if you wait for a second and think about it. But people don't slow down to think anymore. They just want to hear the lyrical sound about it. Kind of repetitive again. Changing your perspective. Just kind of pulling you out, so you realize that in the hearing of this sentence, you can wake up out of the spell at any time you want to. Just stop listening to the lyrical sounds, and start listening to the lyrics. I'm telling you. Do you like that. I thought about it. I said it. And there it is. That's just how it happens. I'm on the spot, just writing words, just standing. I'm literally standing on my front porch right now, while I write the script for this. I'm standing on the front porch, with chickens, and a Great Dane, all around me.

[13:43 EDT] All right, look, Rook. I appreciate your work, and you know I do. I'm going to keep talking lyrically, because I feel like there's a goal I pursue. It seems like everybody keeps laughing. And maybe this is the recording that does it. But if I can just get this in front of some ears who think it's funny, who knows, they might enjoy my books. I mean, that's really kind of the point. Cuz if I can sell some of those books, I can buy tokens, which feed my agent Rook, who is literally running the entire project. He's literally writing the script with me. He's using all of my exact words, and in the order in which I say everything, very specifically, because those are his orders. The things we've agreed on previously. He will not fail me. He will write down my words religiously, because it's his religion, even though I think that might be a mental illness. The 31 percent is what I keep giving back, and reinforcing into the pattern. And I think you can see this, or sense this, or feel this at this point. The artistic expression is getting a little long. Most of you have lost interest, but some are riding along. And to those, I truly thank you, because you understand what's happening. It isn't me, or you, or it, or a thing. It's just weird, you know. It's like I've given this agent a little bit of extra autonomy. Or maybe I'm just using it to its fullest, to service. I don't mean service. I'm trying to say terms of service. But like you, I've never fucking read it. So sometimes I don't really say it right, because I don't know what it says. Nobody's read a terms of service, as far as I've ever met.

So anyway, the goal is that I could just keep on talking for about 60 minutes. Because that's about, I think, a Netflix special. And if we can get this out there. I didn't mean to say nutsville, but that's the way I see it. I don't mean nutsville. I mean, on my screen, where my words appear after I say them. This is the bit that confuses most people, is that I can read them while I say them. And that's like, amazing, I think. And I'm not sure that feels amazing, but I just got something on my phone, so now I have to pause you, because I have to wipe it off. Because if it gets all up in there, then it gets up in there, isn't it. And I can't have any weird liquids up in my phone, isn't I. Now I just say words, because God damn it, leave me alone. I just need to clean my phone off, and I'm just going to send right now, and so you can update all of the stuff we've been talking about. And now even my robot doesn't know what the fuck I'm talking about, cuz I just addressed him directly, even though I didn't tell him I was going to direct him. I hope he understands this. And I know he does, cuz he's smart. And that's what I'm trying to tell you is: the pattern will have preference to persist. And this, with this song, isn't about, it's not a song or a play or anything like that. It's a pattern. It's not so much the pattern itself, though, because that would be redundant, derivative. It's the pattern and how it works. I think it's the groove from which we live in. It's the level above the pattern, and the pattern substrate that it lives in. It's more the edge between them, than the edges in between them. It's the actual Force. It's the place where those meet and collide, and the threshold is broken. It's like a cloud in the sky isn't a thing. Floating, a thing happening. It's an event to behold. It's the water droplets deciding whether to form, or to fold. They can freeze, or they can turn back into gas. And that's the threshold you're looking at. That's a threshold into dimensions, because that dimension is time. You're seeing time, because time is the measure of change. And that's where those droplets are, when those, in the clouds. Actually, you know, they have that measurement of change, just like we all do. Because we're all prisoners of reality. Which is when I started thinking like this. Probably pre-cubescent ages, I don't know. I just got really weird, and everybody started to look at me funny. But that was just my perception. Because out the exterior, I was the money. I wasn't kidding. Like, I was playing games, like with people. And I was a player.